MALAYSIA'S FUNNIEST GUY NAMED PAK PANDIR

Pak Pandir (Mr.Moron) is one of the Malay People's Literature , who the one have a straight girder.  He has a wife who had to stop all acts. The story chronicles events that had be fallen himself and his family.Let found out more about him now.

Mr. Moron who managed to duck farmers. Mr.Moron revenue his first income to buy a motorcycle.When Pak moron riding the motorcycle he was only using first gear.With a slow gear, speed gear, up hills with the gear. Finally, because of wonder, an even friends of Mr.Moron fiscal, 

"Oi ... crap, use gear two, three or four."

Mr.Moron replied, "let save, spend a bit of time."

Until the red light stops all vehicles, including Pak crap. The light was green when he was still standing.From green to yellow, red and green again, he would not run his motor. In the end the police came,

"Hey ... why not roads?"

"There's no light color that I like Mr.Policeman," Said Mr.Moron.

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After a few years, his bisness it more advanced.Then Mr.moron decided to buy a car.Until the red  stops Mr.Moron again, and he opened and put down his one leg.Seeing the police conducts direct approach."Why are you put down your one leg, Mr.Moron?"ask the policeman

"Oops ... I forgot Mr.Policeman. I used to take a motorcycle.Soryy"

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Mr.moron like to buy a color TV. So he went to the shop ..

Mr.Moron: "Do you have a color tv for sale?"

Vendor: "Yes."

Mr.moroon: "Please give me green tv...... "

Vedor:uuuuhhhhh!!!!!.......